Two More Places TSA Hasn't Looked Yet

This may be a bit indelicate, but the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) sexual assault artists at airports have not yet been instructed to look in the two most secure places in the human body where a real hard-core suicide bomber would be likely to hide his or her explosives.

Illustration From the Animal Kingdom of One of the Places They Don't Yet Check For Explosives

Despite searching millions of persons per day, they have caught no terrorists yet.  Nor will they.  When the next blast occurs, the mule will have carried the Semtex or C-4 plastic explosives in an intimate place where the TSA is not yet authorized to probe.

So what is the point?  Why inconvenience all these people with ineffective semi-intrusions on their privacy, which will not make any difference?  They have already clearly signaled to the terrorists what the safe zones on their bodies are, and that the TSA will not check those places, particularly if you are a Muslim.

Thus, they have rendered all such superficial searches meaningless, like stopping every single car on every single road or highway, every single day, to search ONLY the trunk for illegal drugs.  It will be pretty clear to controlled substances transportation specialists that drugs can be hidden in other places, and the drugs will never be found.  

With the simplest of logic, and a willingness to believe that gubmint is not always honest, the only conclusion is that another agenda, rather than passenger safety, must be at work.