Important New Law Firm Announcement

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The Very Important Boston Law Firm of 

Doolittle & Doolittle et al.

AND

The Even More Important Boston Law Firm Of

Billem, Fore, Ayotte

are combining into the Gallacticly Important 

Boston Law firm Of 

Doolittle & Billem, Fore, Ayotte

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This enlightened merger developed when the Very Important Lawyers at Doolittle & Doolittle were at a wine and cheese party with the Beautiful People at the Boston Bar Association.  Suddenly, the Even More Important Lawyers at Billem, Fore, Ayotte alighted from their harbor launches at the waterfront quarters of the Bar Association, and the Doolittle lawyers burned with envy.  

After earnest and furrowed-brow discussions over much Bordeaux,  Gewertztraminer, pate fois de gras, and Camembert, the firms agreed to merge.  Good thing, as the bar tab had become quite enormous.  

Anyway, the new combined firm will now not only be able to do very little, but will also be able to bill their clients for even more magnificent maritime floating palaces, designed to arouse uncontrollable lust and acquisitiveness in their lawyer colleagues.

Additionally, Doolittle & Billem, Fore, Ayotte will now host bigger and better wine and cheese parties for the Beautiful Legal People, (paid for by their clients, of course, who will be allowed to mingle and buy influence with large gobs of cash).  These improved parties will also feature more malleable judges in attendance, and even better wine.

So, congratulations to the newest and Most Very Important Boston Law Firm, at least for today.